Dating

[Daniel]

Since I have had a recent dry spell with dating, I am wondering if my technique is just not very good and that I may need some more up to date and unique pick up lines.

 

I was sent this recently and wonder if I should give it a go, what do the respected people of MLOC think?

 

 

 

[surrealillusions]

 

Might work, let us know how it goes

[Ladders]

I'd recommend watching the film '40 year old virgin' which I watched last night. You might pick some tips up from that!

 

 

Talk about coincidences!

[Laura]

I would fall for it

[kumatai69]

Dan , got you hooked on honda engines , come down town and i`ll get you a real women

[Howard]

Stone club worked in my day and then dragged off by the hair,

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just like Leicester today really.

[Martin R]

Daniel, dont bother. Trust me eventually it will cost you a f####ng fortune.

[Howard]

Daniel, dont bother. Trust me eventually it will cost you a f####ng fortune.

 

 

LIZ OH LIZ Martins sent you a message

[Jo23]

Daniel, dont bother. Trust me eventually it will cost you a f####ng fortune.

 

 

Haha! Yeah, that is true but we're sooooooo worth it if your in our good books!

[Neil]

GLOL

 

Should of watched Ugly Betty, plenty of tips. Or so I'm told. Sheree was watching it. Honest.

[FlyingExige]

That was my idea.....

[G]

Wouldn't go there Dan, only eat into your brake disc budget.

[Dr H]

Don't bother mate - tissues are very cheap and don't give you grief

[Jo23]

Well don't you lot look on the bright side of life?

 

Dr H, what are you trying to say?

[Elaine]

Don't bother mate - tissues are very cheap and don't give you grief

I take it you mean whankies.

 

E.

 

P.S Hey, not all women come at a cost! I'm financially independant, so I've never cost Reg anything other than the freedom of shagging about of course.