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How about these?

 

1 Nice legs...what time do they open?

 

2. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

 

3. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

 

4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

 

:lol:

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How about these?

 

1 Nice legs...what time do they open?

 

2. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

 

3. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

 

4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

 

:lol:

 

:lol: I know I really shouldn't laugh at these but they are great. With number 4 I would ask for a bottle of Krug and then take the money instead. Number 1 does make me grateful I wear jeans when I go out.

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LOL, hope dan gets these B4 he gets down the pub.

 

 

 

How about these?

 

1 Nice legs...what time do they open?

 

2. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

 

3. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

 

4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

 

:lol:

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Maybe it would be safer for him if he didn't see them :lol:

 

LOL, hope dan gets these B4 he gets down the pub.
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You guys are insane .... I'm not trying any of those ... especially since I have just found my wife, could anyone ask for anything more?

 

Have a look for yourself here

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:lol: She's a babe, wish i was as lucky.

 

hey you could get one of these aswell and still get change out of a tenner

 

help

 

You guys are insane .... I'm not trying any of those ... especially since I have just found my wife, could anyone ask for anything more?

 

Have a look for yourself here

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:lol: Daniel go for it. Order me one whilst your at it. Bloody cheaper to run. As a moderator i shall refain from a LOT of smutty comments regarding blow up woman.
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My advice: Get out more! :lol:

 

She looks lovely Dan, you'll have to bring her along to one of the meets! :lol:

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My advice: Get out more! :lol:

 

She looks lovely Dan, you'll have to bring her along to one of the meets! :lol:

 

Austen and Miles would get jealous ( the 3 musketeers IMO )

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:lol:

 

 

My advice: Get out more! :lol:

 

She looks lovely Dan, you'll have to bring her along to one of the meets! :lol:

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If she self inflates, then take care near naked flames.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thinking of "only fools" moment :lol:

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naked flames - is that when Dan would be seducing her in a candle lit room? :lol:

 

If she self inflates, then take care near naked flames.

 

 

Thinking of "only fools" moment :lol:

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naked flames - is that when Dan would be seducing her in a candle lit room? :lol:

 

Pah! My idea of foreplay is half an hour of begging.

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Pah! My idea of foreplay is half an hour of begging.

 

 

:lol:

 

 

Just get any woman then, you can get one of these from a local corner shop! :lol::lol:

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:lol:

 

 

Just get any woman then, you can get one of these from a local corner shop! :lol::lol:

 

Make sure its a paper bag though - especially with everyone so worried about the environment at the minute and hating people with plastic bags.

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