Dr H Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 How about these? 1 Nice legs...what time do they open? 2. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 3. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Laura Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 How about these? 1 Nice legs...what time do they open? 2. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 3. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? I know I really shouldn't laugh at these but they are great. With number 4 I would ask for a bottle of Krug and then take the money instead. Number 1 does make me grateful I wear jeans when I go out.
G Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 LOL, hope dan gets these B4 he gets down the pub. How about these? 1 Nice legs...what time do they open? 2. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 3. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Laura Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Maybe it would be safer for him if he didn't see them LOL, hope dan gets these B4 he gets down the pub.
Daniel Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 You guys are insane .... I'm not trying any of those ... especially since I have just found my wife, could anyone ask for anything more? Have a look for yourself here
G Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 She's a babe, wish i was as lucky. hey you could get one of these aswell and still get change out of a tenner help You guys are insane .... I'm not trying any of those ... especially since I have just found my wife, could anyone ask for anything more? Have a look for yourself here
Martin R Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Daniel go for it. Order me one whilst your at it. Bloody cheaper to run. As a moderator i shall refain from a LOT of smutty comments regarding blow up woman.
Jo23 Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 My advice: Get out more! She looks lovely Dan, you'll have to bring her along to one of the meets!
Martin R Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 My advice: Get out more! She looks lovely Dan, you'll have to bring her along to one of the meets! Austen and Miles would get jealous ( the 3 musketeers IMO )
G Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 My advice: Get out more! She looks lovely Dan, you'll have to bring her along to one of the meets!
Greg.g Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 If she self inflates, then take care near naked flames. Thinking of "only fools" moment
Laura Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 naked flames - is that when Dan would be seducing her in a candle lit room? If she self inflates, then take care near naked flames. Thinking of "only fools" moment
Daniel Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 naked flames - is that when Dan would be seducing her in a candle lit room? Pah! My idea of foreplay is half an hour of begging.
Jo23 Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Pah! My idea of foreplay is half an hour of begging. Just get any woman then, you can get one of these from a local corner shop!
Laura Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Just get any woman then, you can get one of these from a local corner shop! Make sure its a paper bag though - especially with everyone so worried about the environment at the minute and hating people with plastic bags.
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