Funny Story

[Greg.g]

A mate just e mailed this to me and i thought you might like a read

 

 

 

 

 

This actually happened....

>>>

>>>

>>>Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing

>>>this.

>>>

>>>Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in

>>>Sydney.

>>>

>>>The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.

>>>

>>>

>>>The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and

>>>ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone.

>>>

>>>

>>>If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random

>>>yet highly personal questions.

>>>

>>>The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner

>>>(with

>>>phone

>>>number) for verification.

>>>

>>>

>>>If their partner answers those same three questions correctly,

>>>they both win the prize.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of

>>>Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the

>>>funniest thing I've heard yet.

>>>

>>>> >

>>>

>>>Anyway, here's how it all went down:

>>>

>>>DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate

>>>Match'?"

>>>

>>>Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

>>>

>>>DJ: "Great! Then you know

>>>we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win.

>>>What is your name?

>>>

>>>First only please."

>>>

>>>

>>>Contestant: "Brian."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "Yes."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "Sara." DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "About 10 minutes."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have

>>>said

>>>that

>>>if a trip wasn't at stake."

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock

>>>this morning?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying

>>>with us for a couple of weeks..."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Uh huh..."

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "..and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "On the kitchen table.

>>>

>>>

>>>"DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous

>>>hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold,

>>>get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

>>>

>>>

>>>3 minutes of commercials follow.

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" touch

>>>tones.....ringing....

>>>

>>>

>>>Clerk: "Kinko's."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Clerk: "This is she."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right

>>>now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

>>>

>>>

>>>Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not

>>>to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know

>>>the rules of 'Mate Match'?

>>>

>>>

>>>Sarah: "No"

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Good!"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: (laughing)

>>>

>>>

>>>Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,

>>>okay? Be completely honest."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions,Sarah.

>>>If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will

>>>be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

>>>

>>>

>>>Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to

>>>work."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "What time?" Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Hmmmm That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect

>>>his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one

>>>question away from a trip to the Gold Coast.

>>>

>>>Are you ready?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "Where did you have it?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

>>>

>>>

>>>Sarah: "Well..."

>>>

>>>

>>>DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

>>>

>>>

>>>Sarah: "Up the @rse....."

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station

>>>break"

 

 

 

[Scott_Mac]

Old but good

[Nick gee]

That was a good one. lmao.

[Elaine]

Cool!

[Steve J]

Didn't notice Reg with those eyebrows before

[Elaine]

Didn't notice Reg with those eyebrows before 

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Shoulda gone to Specsavers!

[ipanter]

Didn't notice Reg with those eyebrows before 

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Shoulda gone to Specsavers!

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ROTFLMOA

[Steve J]