Dating

[MilesH]

You guys are insane .... I'm not trying any of those ... especially since I have just found my wife, could anyone ask for anything more?

 

Have a look for yourself http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HEN-NIGHT-PARTY-INFL...id=p3286.c0.m14

 

Mate, I've edited your link, you posted the wrong one!

[Dr H]

Dan this is a sure fire winner - if it doesn't work I'll pay to replace the drink she pours over your head

 

(Lick your finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

[Matrees]

(Lick your finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

 

HAHA

 

How much longer can this go on for

[Daniel]

Miles, is that the same one you bought the other day and claimed "Oh my goodness, I must have ordered the wrong one!"?

 

So, out of everyone here, has a corny chat up line ever worked for you or do you just get black eyes or a red cheek? Some of these on here are classics

[Laura]

(Lick your finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

 

Def best so far. I feel like I am missing out on life as haven't had any of these said to me

[Neil]

A mate at uni used to swear by "give us a shag or I'll steal your purse". It must have been the way he said it, but I saw it work on more than one occasion

 

 

 

That was in Liverpool though

[Matt C]

My best mate told a girl he had sweaty legs... they went out together for 7 years!

[jonamacg83]

You guys are insane .... I'm not trying any of those ... especially since I have just found my wife, could anyone ask for anything more? Have a look for yourself here

 

Does it cook? if not, not interested. Otherwise your onto a winner

 

Heard a belter the other day -

Man: Did you know that 93% of women frequently masterbate in the shower? The other 7% sing.

Woman: Oh

Man: Do you know what they sing?Woman: No.

Man: Oh, you must be in the 93% then....

[Dr H]

Def best so far. I feel like I am missing out on life as haven't had any of these said to me

 

I never claimed I'd actually used any of them

[Laura]

I never claimed I'd actually used any of them

 

Just need to wait for Dan to try them out then. Worst and probably strangest ever said to me was a guy who came over and said he had always wanted to be a Dentist and would like to examine my mouth?? Er, no thanks

[Dr H]

Just need to wait for Dan to try them out then. Worst and probably strangest ever said to me was a guy who came over and said he had always wanted to be a Dentist and would like to examine my mouth?? Er, no thanks

 

No that doesn't work at all!

 

Gone are my days of chatting up women. It's all confidence. When I didn't care if someone told me to piss off I was quite successful at approaching women. As soon as I started doubting myself and worrying what they might say it all went wrong

[Daniel]

Just need to wait for Dan to try them out then...

 

I'll have you know I am quite happy with my relationships thank you very much

[Laura]

Gone are my days of chatting up women. It's all confidence. When I didn't care if someone told me to piss off I was quite successful at approaching women. As soon as I started doubting myself and worrying what they might say it all went wrong

 

[Dr H]

 

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever posted about/to me. Ta very much

[Laura]

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever posted about/to me. Ta very much

 

You are very welcome. See us girls are nice you know, not just pieces of meat for your chat up lines I am out tomorrow night, maybe I should get my friends to try some of them out and see what happens when they are used the other way round!