I Need Revenge

[Loafing Wafu]

Well the Squirrel does complain, mostly when i'm playing with the stick and it bucks around wildly until i show it who's boss.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately the only rational explanation is that it's a helicopter.

[Loafing Wafu]

Hmmmm topic deviation yet again.......

 

I need revenge people remember.

[Tango190]

Well the Squirrel does complain, mostly when i'm playing with the stick and it bucks around wildly until i show it who's boss.......

 

 

Unfortunately the only rational explanation is that it's a helicopter.

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Sometimes you never see the obvious Avatar as we all piss about, or is it just me, or did I just answer my own question.

 

Three shots in a row, I'll get me coat again.

 

So you are our Guru of wildlife now then, as you get into a Squirrel twice a day and Scott only manages a Badger every 6 months

[ipanter]

put adverts in as many free columns as possible selling something extremely cheap and include his mobile number, hopefully he will get loads of call that will really annoy him, and sign him up for as much junk mail as possible.

[Tango190]

put adverts in as many free columns as possible selling something extremely cheap and include his mobile number, hopefully he will get loads of call that will really annoy him, and sign him up for as much junk mail as possible.

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Create an eBay account in his name, and offer corporate details for 0.99p starting bid or Buy Now's

 

Sorry bout the thread hijack.

[gerags]

As someone's already said, go in after him and park right up to his drivers door so he has to clamber across.

 

Use his work email address to subscribe to porn sites.

 

Use an email site where you can specify the 'sent from' email address and send

spurious mails to your directors from him.

 

Park your car drivers side next to somebody already there, but with enough space to get out.

 

Park in the very end space so he can't park on your drivers side.

 

Fit the soft top so you can just remove it and get in without having to clamber in.

 

Approach him and advise him that it is no longer acceptable, take photos of every time he does it and then explain that you'll use it as evidence of him harrassing and bullying in the workplace.

 

Approach him and advise him that it is no longer acceptable and you'll stab him if he continues to do it - surprising how seriously some people will take you if you manage to keep a straight face (though I wouldn't recommend this as he might cak it and squeal)

 

Tell him to stop being a pr1ck and get a life - he's only jealous because you have a £90k car (© SELOC how much is your car worth thread)

[jez_s]

Can't you get one of your Chinook buddies to accidentally lift his car up and accidentally hide it on salisbury plain somewhere!

 

Or stick an icecream tub full of plasticine under his car and call the bomb squad!

[Elaine]

D'ya wanna borrow the Scamp?

 

 

[GCCK]

Thought you military types were trained to avoid conflict rather than go looking for it?

 

Park across 2 spaces so he can't park next to you.

[Loafing Wafu]

All sorted now. Got the military police on site to go and issue him with a producer for all his documents... when he showed them to them this morning they banned his car from the base for 2 weeks because of his inconsiderate and crap parking.

 

He now has to park a mile away... Result.

[Sonya]

Top plan!

 

I wreaked revenge on a cheating boyfriend once by cycling over to his house in the dead of night and removing all four wheels off his beloved Rover Vitesse (nice car, or so I thought at the time) and dumping them in the stream opposite his house leaving his car on bricks. Stealth work, but OH so worth it......!!

[bermudabob]

Remind me never to piss you off Sonya...

[Tango190]

Remind me never to piss you off Sonya...

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Ditto - scary lady - watch her Chris

[S P Worthington]

Expanding foam in a can , squirt this up his exhaust but make sure you cant see it by a glance to the tail pipe , it will have him and the AA baffled for hours

[FlyingExige]

Keith,

 

get hold of his SD hat/beret, soak the aforementioned in water and then put in the freezer - he will look very smart on the way to work. If he is a flyer the same trick works well with a damp grow bag....

 

How's life at Shawbury? I'm due back there in Sep so a heads up would be good.