I Need Revenge

[Loafing Wafu]

At work we've got a very large car park which has lots of empty spaces. I normally park right at the far end of it so i don't get some idiot opening their door into me and so i can open my doors fully.

 

At the moment one of my collegues thinks he's incredibly funny by parking so close to me that i can't open my door, resulting in me having to clamber in through the passenger door. Needless to say after the tength occasion the joke is wearing particularly thin and i'm getting increasingly pissed off.

 

I want revenge on this git. I've resisted the temptation so far in messing with his car as i know he'll do something back to mine. So i need something a little more constructive.

 

Any ideas..... the more devious and vendictive the better.

 

Thanks

[Tango190]

At work we've got a very large car park which has lots of empty spaces.  I normally park right at the far end of it so i don't get some idiot opening their door into me and so i can open my doors fully.

 

At the moment one of my collegues thinks he's incredibly funny by parking so close to me that i can't open my door, resulting in me having to clamber in through the passenger door. Needless to say after the tength occasion the joke is wearing particularly thin and i'm getting increasingly pissed off.

 

I want revenge on this git.  I've resisted the temptation so far in messing with his car as i know he'll do something back to mine.  So i need something a little more constructive.

 

Any ideas..... the more devious and vendictive the better.

 

Thanks

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Threaten to report him to HR - as we all know HR rule the fricken world - so he may spontaniously shit himself

 

Failing that, tie a Kipper to his exhaust somewhere near the manifold end, this deffo works from old time experiences.

 

Bob

 

Worth a try - areshole that he/she is.

[Phil Dance]

At work we've got a very large car park which has lots of empty spaces.  I normally park right at the far end of it so i don't get some idiot opening their door into me and so i can open my doors fully.

 

At the moment one of my collegues thinks he's incredibly funny by parking so close to me that i can't open my door, resulting in me having to clamber in through the passenger door. Needless to say after the tength occasion the joke is wearing particularly thin and i'm getting increasingly pissed off.

 

I want revenge on this git.  I've resisted the temptation so far in messing with his car as i know he'll do something back to mine.  So i need something a little more constructive.

 

Any ideas..... the more devious and vendictive the better.

 

Thanks

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Threaten to report him to HR - as we all know HR rule the fricken world - so he may spontaniously shit himself

 

Failing that, tie a Kipper to his exhaust somewhere near the manifold end, this deffo works from old time experiences.

 

Bob

 

Worth a try - areshole that he/she is.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Just park next to a car on your drivers door side so he can't block you in. That will piss him off more than anything else you can think of! and no come back on you!

[Sonya]

If he was a girl you could p*ss in his handbag whilst he was in a meeting.......may be he is a 'gurl' but doesn't carry a handbag.

[Loafing Wafu]

He has been known to wear a kilt.. so yes he is a girl by rights then.

 

Someone suggest smearing small amounts of dog crap under his door handles. Might be worth a try.

[shortname]

If he has a computer, surf for porn on his machine when he goes for lunch and then phone HR.

 

Or is getting him sacked going a bit too far?

 

Still - more space in the car park

[seanster]

No no no, way to obvious.

 

Find out his address and phone number, get skip delivered, pizzas, double glazing saleman, etc.

 

Put advert in the free papers along the lines of 'shed - free for collection'. You'll be amazed by the number of calls!!

 

I'm sure he'll see how funny if is.

[SOUPS]

park ypur lotus close to his so this time he wont be able to get in (only from passenger door) while u can gt out easily

[Tango190]

He has been known to wear a kilt.. so yes he is a girl by rights then. 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'll say, frickin drives an S2 I bet

[Loafing Wafu]

Nope it's me that drives the S2, and i'm all man.. hairy chest and everything.

 

The only reason to buy an S1 is if you're a bit worried about your sexuality and think it'll make you look a bit more macho.

 

 

He drives an Audi A6.

[Tango190]

Nope it's me that drives the S2, and i'm all man.. hairy chest and everything. 

 

The only reason to buy an S1 is if you're a bit worried about your sexuality and think it'll make you look a bit more macho. 

 

 

He drives an Audi A6.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Nah, I skipped over the S1 (did have one) and went for the TVR Chimeara 450 ...

 

Oh Shit, I am I as gay as the Audi girly/jock git ?

 

I'll get me coat

[Loafing Wafu]

Nope it's me that drives the S2, and i'm all man.. hairy chest and everything. 

 

The only reason to buy an S1 is if you're a bit worried about your sexuality and think it'll make you look a bit more macho. 

 

 

He drives an Audi A6.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Nah, I skipped over the S1 (did have one) and went for the TVR Chimeara 450 ...

 

Oh Shit, I am I as gay as the Audi girly/jock git ?

 

I'll get me coat

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Well if you have a set of buggers grips, wear a lot of leather and drive a TVR you have no excuse do you.

[Tango190]

Could ask what the SQUIRELS all about though ???

 

And also, buying stone chips form Eliseparts ??

[Loafing Wafu]

You could... my answer would be that i get inside one about twice a day and rag the shit out of them.

[Tango190]

As we appear to be the only ones on MLOC at the mo, whats the Squirrel thing Keith ?

 

I'm all for nature conservation but if the Squirrels dont mind , so be it

 

Seems an appropriate time to post my MLOC babe that Beefy keeps catching me on too.

 

He wont see it tonight cause he;s out on the pop I bet ... TBC