Getting Jiggy In The Liz

[Sol]

A bit base for a wednesday I know, but I got into a conversation with my girlfriend about whether its possible to shag in an elise, and told her I would ask the experts.

 

I nervously laughed because Im like a protective dad with my baby at the thought of the logistics, staining and breakage. Guess Im just a spontaneous old romantic. Informed her that I would be more than willing to 'take her' in the Honda. Her response proves that sometimes you just cant say the right thing. Anyway, I digress..

 

So, anyone here tried it? (Roof on/off, completely in car?) Or anyone have a "good friend" who has?

[Fiona]

If you're, errr, leaning over the boot lid be careful not to damage the clam and make sure the engine has cooled down a bit....

[steve]

... and mind you legs on the exhaust if hot!

[Scott_Mac]

Right...

 

/perverts

[Sol]

Hmm.. outside the car there are clam cracking issues! (she is petite though)

 

So anyone tried it fully inside?

 

Third degree burns and a replacement clam arent making it appealing..

[chorton_1]

leaning over the boot lid:

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Tried and tested technique on a Frogeye Sprite (although not by me).

 

Alfresco, with the car as an aid, has to be the way forward....

[Ladders]

.....there are clam cracking issues!

 

So anyone tried it fully inside?

 

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[Sol]

oh dear..

[Jonathan E]

Its possible,but both parties have to be very flexible(Ex Gymnast or lots of Yoga helps)

Hth

Regards

Jon

[AnthT]

its possible and quite enjoyable

but *&@ and *&£@ is a bitch to get out of alcantara

[Zircon450]

Our shenanagins inside the Elsie left Kim with friction burns from the tying her up to the roll bar bit, and me with a very painful and ebarASSing visit to a GP to remove the gear knob.

 

Although this could be a total lie

[Sol]

Interesting..(moreso because Ive got wipe clean leather seats) Yay!

 

I will..cough..let her know.

[Scott_Mac]

I'm going to find it very difficult to look some of you folks in the eyes after this....

 

[Zircon450]

I know what you mean Scott.

 

A chap I worked with (It's not me - honest) last year had a fetish about m*sturbating into his wifes shoes.

 

I thought it odd, but hey, whatever, no harm done I guess.

 

He then told me his wife had decided enough was enough.

 

When he did it the last time, she was wearing them and paying for the groceries at Tesco's !

 

Could be another lie though.

[Rawr]

It is possible.

 

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