Jo23 Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 oh no dan you could have started something here. i found # 7 quite amusing Not saying a word.......... .............. nothing at all.
Laura Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 I guessed you must of sussed me out, as the next time you came for a passenger ride you put the seat belt on over the harnesses!!!!! nah thats just because I am a bit stupid
jonamacg83 Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Please tell me men don't really use those lines. That's why they'll still be without a lady!'I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience' OMG! Nice women would run a mile! I don't know, maybe i'm old fashioned, whatever happened to just being a gentleman? I like the phone number one though, that would make me laugh Nice women?! Who says thats what men are after?!
Daniel Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Nice women?! Who says thats what men are after?! I couldn't have said better myself Oh, and Jo, no I stole that from a chain email I once received so no need to be frightened
MilesH Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 I couldn't have said better myself Oh, and Jo, no I stole that from a chain email I once received so no need to be frightened Liar!!! You started the chain mail!
Laura Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Liar!!! You started the chain mail! truth is out
Deleted_User Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Get on those dating sites Dan Make sure you post your replies here and we will vet them for you and give you honest, open advice
Jo23 Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 You don't want nice women????!!! That one night stand crap? That is awful. Maybe i am too old fashioned! I believe you with your chain email, millions wouldn't.
darren5591 Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 LOL great thread, this one cracks me up everytime... Can you catch love? Why? Because i've got a couple of balls coming your way Keep em coming!
Jo23 Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 I'd tell him he'd got a pair of scissors waiting for him!
G Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? Thats not nice I'd tell him he'd got a pair of scissors waiting for him!
Daniel Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 LOL great thread, this one cracks me up everytime... Can you catch love? Why? Because i've got a couple of balls coming your way Keep em coming! Wish me luck, I'm going to pop across to the pub tonight and try this one! I rarely laugh out loud at comments but this one had me crying with laughter!!!
Laura Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 I think these lines are brilliant, may not work, but still very funny. I have been told a lot worse when I have been out
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