Guns Don't Kill People - Pensioners Do!

[Steve J]

I'd give her a big one

 

[GCCK]

Steve

 

We're OK, our wives don't read MLOC, but ...

[Ladders]

Just wait till Fiona see's this!

[Zircon450]

... this is meant to be about slaging old people off not about Jenny Aguter!

Dave, Jenny Aguter IS an old trout now !

[Chorlton]

OLD PEOPLE GAH..... pointy.. bah.. pain..

 

Really annoys me when they drive so close on the motorway you cant see the headlights.. even in the middle lane.. I put the lights on.. still there.. I slow down from 70.. to 60.. to 50... to frigin 40.. before the guy gets the idea...

 

friggin grey haired wierdo.. probably had to be that close to see me..

[bermudabob]

Hey, stop getting back on topic!

 

[Ladders]

... this is meant to be about slaging old people off not about Jenny Aguter!

Dave, Jenny Aguter IS an old trout now !

Bob, I think you'll find she's a MILF!

 

Chorlton, try excellerating away next time! or slam the anchors on = new rear clam for free

[Fiona]

I'd give her a big one

 

I wandered in here...I'm wandering back out....

[bermudabob]

I'd give her a big one

 

I wandered in here...I'm wandering back out....

Fiona, you have a perfect opportunity to let us know if Steve is boasting...

[Steve J]

 

Never thought I'd see MILF on the MLOC forum

[Steve J]

PS

 

I had to explain what a MILF was to Fiona. I don't think she was impressed. She's off in a huff now

[Scott_Mac]

LOL

 

Oops Steve

[Ladders]

Opps! Don't think I'll be doing any more Walshy days with you guys then Steve

[malbon]

LOL.

 

Back to the subject.

 

How have these old folk manage to stay alive so long when they are such a public danger. On top of them being a danger in cars - As Pedestrians the danger increases !

 

Why do they insist on crossin the road on either.

 

a. The wrong side of a blind corner.

b. Between two large stationary vehicles

c. 20 Metres down from a proper crossing place (i.e Zebra)

d. Any other location along the road where there is a 50:50 chance of them not making it to the other side

 

The amount of times I have nearly mowed someone down then realised that they are an elderley person and changed my 'anger' to 'understanding' I can't count

 

On the MILF subject...watched the latest American Pie last night on DVD

 

mmmm....

[Steve J]

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