For Sale. Lotus Elise Like Car

[Steve J]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...2488953206&rd=1

 

Made me laugh

[Mark H]

Posh Totty?

[ipanter]

My favourite quote:

 

"I had this car on ebay for a week and, it didn't sell (to my amazement). This re-listing has a start price, has a whopping big reduction of £995, so make the most of it bidders, it doesn't get any better than this."

 

It does get better...with 4 cylinders!

[steve-n]

christ ! ive seen it all now ! "like lotus elise"......... my arse !

[Steve J]

I think you're right Steve, your arse is probably more like a lotus than her car. Certainly noisier with more power

[Ladders]

Yeah, like an Elise in that it has 4 wheels!

[Scott_Mac]

Err... i (like Dave) have now had my car mistaken for one of them...

 

The bloke was most apologetic when he realised, i had to laugh... but

[steve]

Maybe you heard him wrong Scott - he actually said "You SHOULD be dring a Smart car"

[Scott_Mac]

 

I was parked in a petrol station anyway, so thats an invalid comment.

[Simon G]

 

I was parked in a petrol station anyway

Eating a pork pie

[Scott_Mac]

LOL, strangely enough, filling up with petrol.

 

In my Elise... so

[shortname]

Any ideas why it needs traction control?????????????????

[Steve J]

Because the tyres are so skinny and it weighs nothing without an engine, that it'll blow away in a strong gust of wind.

[Kris H]

Must admit that if it was silver it would look quite like Scott's...

[shortname]

Maybe an anchor would be easier. And some sails if a burst of speed is required.