Buggar Found A Downside

[Tango190]

I only got hit once thank god...but it was more damaging in the long run...read on.    I had a date arranged at a resturaunt with a luverly lady I was seeing at the time and even tho it was a nice day..I decided to keep the roof on as I didnt want to "over-pose" as I parked up outside the place. This moved saved me as just as I parked, what appeared to be rain splattered all over the car. When I looked up I seen the  wretched seagull guffawing away at  me. It had pooed ALL OVER my nice shiny car.

 

I had to decide...either run to the nearest car wash and be late(NOT recommended   ) OR.. walk in, and have a nice time with the bird. 

 

...well the car won..I wouldnt be able bear to think of bird shit eating away at my freshly waxed elise. Well bugger it...I went to the car wash and returned 40 min late. Needless to say she was not impressed at my reason for being late and a shag was certainly out of the question that night.

 

But I didnt care cos I drove home in a shit free shiny elise and thats what  matters at the end of the day. 

 

 

*cough* ...

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Total respect mate, I always try to keep the old banger's clean.

 

Missed shag, there will be others, turning up in a clean car, priceless