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Dan's Dating Dilemma


Daniel

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I knew I meant to get in touch with you about something - fancy a blind date with my Chinese teacher? She's going to be modelling Yings clothes as a favour soon, and she is definitely of Model quality.... about 31 years old too...

 

Maybe we should arrange that bowling evening or something...  :drive:

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I dont know Dan doesn't sound too good to me....not sure about about bullet point 3 either

 

<LI>Sharing food: If she suggests it, you're doing it.

 

no way man get your hands off my kebab :drive:

 

 

 

So, with chloroform not working and too many guys wearing Lynx, I have been trying other suggestions, however I have found out where I have been going wrong. Please read section 4 (The Restaurant), the third bullet point in that section. and tell me if this really is that bad. I thought it showed initiative and being good with money.
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I knew I meant to get in touch with you about something - fancy a blind date with my Chinese teacher? She's going to be modelling Yings clothes as a favour soon, and she is definitely of Model quality.... about 31 years old too...Maybe we should arrange that bowling evening or something...  :wub:

Bob, I was going to ring you about that, but I wing wong number ;) Don't go getting me into mischief! (But yes, we all need to go bowling again, Petra and I are one up on you two losers)

 

 

Special voucher for Dan ..... Clicky

Thanks Kim. Which one of your daughters likes Chinese again?

 

 

Sharing food: If she suggests it, you're doing it.

no way man get your hands off my kebab :P

Strange that, normally it's the girl saying that to me! :drive:

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Here again?

 

I'll set you up with a nice girl Dan, one of my friends, she's 'seeing' a real plonker at the moment and i want her to get rid! He's a real idiot, one of those casual guys.......... i've got some excellent names for them but I won't enlighten you, you'll think i'm a 'nutter man hater' :)

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FFS - this is MLOC - not Dateline !!

 

Oh Dear Dan ... when will it all come out ???

 

When I say come out - I mean in an S2 gay kinda way - not that your gay - obviously

 

Not sure I'm helping here ...

 

See you soon bud, runs and hides

 

Bob

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For those of you who are taking me seriously, please don't, it was just a good way to start a few jokes into threads :lol:

 

Kiera, Avril, Rihanna, Duffy and I have a lovely open relationship and we're quite happy but thank you for your kind offers.

 

Bob - I hate you :D

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Bob, I was going to ring you about that, but I wing wong number

 

:crybaby: Made me chuckle.

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Oh no! I've just found out... she's leaving the country in 2 months!!

 

You'll never know what you've missed! (again - remember not meeting Hui too...?)

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Oh no! I've just found out... she's leaving the country in 2 months!!

 

You'll never know what you've missed! (again - remember not meeting Hui too...?)

 

I got your text thanks Rob.

 

Leaving the country? She hasn't even met me and she's running away :drive:

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You need to get out in the polo mate, its the comfort they want and there is never an abundance of "bitches" when i'm in the red wagen.

 

P.S, the above may be slightly inaccurate.

 

Now, you need to get some of this, one video of me on an average daily weekday.

 

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