Have A Laugh!

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Enjoy folks!

 

GLASGOW NEDS DO QUEEN!!

 

Sing to the "Bohemian Rhapsody" tune by Queen !!!

 

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Is this the real life, is it the methodone?

Stuck in Maryhill, two bob fur the telephone?

Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me.

Ahm just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D.

Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da, slash yer dug, ride yer ma!

Any way the Clyde flows

Disnae really mattur tae me.......

 

Haw Maw, just chibbed some cunt,

Buckie bottle tae the heid,

An noo the fuckin' bastard's deid!

Haw Maw, Ahm just oan parole,

An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee....

Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh,

Never meant tae steal yer purse,

But if I'm no fuhll a' smack this time the morra'.

Kerry oot, kerry oot!

An we'll go oan the batter!

 

Too late, the bailiff's here,

Sends shivers doon ma spine,

Gubbed 10 jellies just in time.

Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go,

Got tae go and rip some wank fae up the scheme.

Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh

I'm a jakey bam,

I sometimes think I've never been washed at all.

 

I see a little silhouetto of a bam,

Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?

Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightning

to me!

Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and

some skins,

Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

I'm just a fat boy, nae cunt loves me,

He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!

Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea?

Get tae fuck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?

Forfucksake, No! I will no' get a job! - Get a job!

Forfucksake, I will no' get a job! - Get a job! Forfucksake,

Will you get a job? - Get a job!

Will no' get a job, get a job!

Will no' get a job, get a job!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.....

Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap!

Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?

For me, for meeeee!?

 

So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye?

So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die?

Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!

Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!

 

Fuck all really matters,

Any prick can see,

Fuck all really matters, fuck all really matters to me!

 

Any way the Clyde flows.....

 

 

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