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What did the Aston driver say to the Corsa driver?

 

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After the incident, it was clear the female corsa driver was shaken, but not stirred....

 

*il get my coat.*

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"If it was a bloke in the Corsa (unlikley) I would have punched his f*****g head in."

 

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I bet it was a fat stinking heifer with a Jonny Cash. The usual type with pink sh!t on or in their cars to compensate for the lack of pheromones.

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There's a picture of her on the daily fail site. She looks alarmingly similar to her car

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'Oi - Look what you did to my car - ya Rug Muncher*!'

 

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* I'm sure she isn't really ....

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i think it would have been time for a sponsored c**t kicking, with her name at the top of the page.

pretty cool though wearing an Aston Martin as an hood ornament.

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